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EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR
Despite repeated egregious breaches, your Firestone Heavy Industries Employee of the year is none other than Chief of Security Hughey Neube. Neube, the nephew of Firestone's most generous donor, definitely earned this distinction all on his own. His prodigious use of Myspace instead of shoring up weak points in the Firestone systems is the type of cavalier disregard for rule-following that everyone admires and respects. If you can find him awake, please join us in congratulating him on this auspicious achievement. This is his 7th consecutive Employee of the Year award.
OUR NEWEST PROJECT
We're hard at work on several exciting things that will make the world... a better place.
We're thrilled to announce our latest project: Ballistic Augmenting Device for Guns of Unusual Yields. This revolutionary system will eliminate the middleman, literally! Never again will our customers lack the output they need to solve any problems that get in their way. Production on the factory is nearly finished. Once complete, the world will never be the same.
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